Undeterred by my whining, she slips the apron over my head
and ties the bow behind. I get the flour, she gets the large container of
CRISCO.
Two cups. She says,
as I dip the measuring cup in the dinged enamel pot.
See, that’s what I don’t
like about cookbooks and recipes – use this much of this and that much of that. Mix this together but don’t mix that
together. It’s too limiting. I am a spontaneous, creative type. All this measuring and
weighing, order and procedure - it
drives me crazy!
Oh, there will be
ample opportunity to be creative, dear. In fact, once you master the basics, you
can be as creative as you wish… But, let’s do the dough. I’ll watch as you do
it. It’s only three ingredients. What
could possibly go wrong?
A trillion things,
I think to myself as I bludgeon the fat and the flower together. After
unsuccessfully trying to roll the crumbling ball for what feels like hours, I plead that she takes over,
which she mercifully does. But whatever damage I managed to incur to the dough has already
been done, and the sticky mess ends up in the garbage can.
I hate to admit it, but I feel a huge sense of relief and
something akin to sick, perverted pleasure for having proven her wrong. I push the gloating down and put the lid of fatalistic resignation over it. I wash my hands and start putting away the flour, ready to call it quits.
I guess we are done.
Well, at least we tried…
She takes her stand between me and the cupboard, effectively blocking my way.
She takes her stand between me and the cupboard, effectively blocking my way.
Ooooh, NO, not even
close. We hardly even started! Get another two cups of flour…
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