Few days ago the manager of my favorite produce store posted
a picture on their Facebook page of a pallet stacked high with boxes of mangoes. There was also another close-up of beautiful shiny fruit with $2.99 a box as
the advertised price.
I was hooked.
Those mangoes at that price…?!??! The deal was too good to pass.
Just one box wouldn’t
be nearly enough for our family. I was already calculating in my head how many
boxes -
...mango salsa, mango smoothie, mango-Key lime pie, Caribbean mango salad...
- we could accommodate when, What if
they aren’t any good?, popped inside my head.
Remember, last time
you bought mangoes they were so tasteless you were the only one willing to eat them…
As much as I hate hearing my Rain-on-the-Parade Voice of
Reason, I had to admit he got a valid point. Even the favorite store has a bad apple - or mango - from time to time. But, I wasn’t going to subject myself to another truckload of unripe fruit that went from mediocre to rotting... and they weren't even on sale!
In order to ensure I won't make the same mistake
again, I typed up a simple question in the comment box under the pictures,
Are they any good?, then
hit the return on my keyboard and saw my words posted on the Internet for the
whole world to see forever.
Are they any good?
ARE THEY ANY GOOD????
It was like a delayed reaction.... What was I thinking???!!? I didn’t mean to be
insulting but… what was I hoping for...???
For him to cordially reply with,
Oh, they are terrible,
just like last time, but we got so many that we are simply trying to unload
them to the gullible fools like you.
Or,
They are bland but
tolerable - what do you expect at that price?
Or, make some other similar self-incriminating comment
posted on Facebook, effectively ruining our relationship and their business forever and ever?
Pleading the fifth in this case seemed like the most prudent approach.
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